Sunday, February 14, 2010

 
MY .02 CENTS

V1

HE SAID
BOY YOU'D BETTER NOT END UP ON
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
I"M JUST TRYIN' TO HELP YA OUT
HERE'S MY .02 CENTS

GRANDPA SAID:

DON'T RUN OUT INTO THE STREET
TO GET THAT BALL
DON'T FORGET TO TIE YOUR LACES
OR YOU MIGHT FALL
DON'T TRY TO CLIMB UP
THAT 50 FOOT EVERGREEN TREE
OR THAT UN-SCALEABLE WALL

ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU
RIDE YOUR BIKE
NEVER TIE A KEY ON
TO YOUR KITE
DON'T WORRY TO MUCH
IF YOU JUST BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART
EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT ALL RIGHT

V2

HE SAID NEVER TRESSPASS ON
PERKINS FARM
BUT YOU CAN STILL GO UP AS FAR AS THAT
BIG OLD BARN

Saturday, February 13, 2010

 

THIS FARM AINT' LEAVIN'

THE LAND DEVELOPERS
CAME AND WANTED TO BUY OUR
FARM AWAY
WE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH
BUT OUR ANSWER IS NO WAY
WE'RE HERE TO STAY

I ASKED WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO mAKE MY
BEST COW GRETCHEN MOOOOVE???
I SAID THIS FARM AIN'T LEAVIN' SIR --
GOOD LUCK TO YOU!!!!

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