Jeff's Song Lyrics

"I THINK I'M ADDICTED TO THE NET"

V1

I used to have a regular dial-up phone.
I used to have free time.
I used to not mind
waiting in line.
But then the 90's came.
Microsoft and Bill Gates.
Then The internet came out
one summer's day.
I got my aol and my ISP.
I got my email acccount
and the rest was history.

Chorus:
I'm addicted to the internet.
I can't seem to stop.
I'm addicted to my blackberry
and my I-Pod.
The only mail I receive now
is email or spam.
I even date online
e-harmony -
yeah its where I found my man.
Some folks think I've lost it by looking at
too much google.
They wonder why a girl like me would look on ebay
for a french poodle.
And now no one knows what I'll do next.
They never know what to expect.
The moral of this story is -
never mess with a girl who
is addicted to the net.


V2

My boyfriend doesn't like it when I check
my my space account.
Every time I get an IM
he wants to know what its all about.
I tell him don't worry, its just an old
friend from back in high school.
My boyfriend tells me I can see him,
but I have to IM him back before 2.
The internet has changed our relationship.
Thats the awfultruth.


Chorus:

I'm addicted to the internet.
I can't seem to stop.
I'm addicted to my blackberry
and my I-Pod.
The only mail I receive now
is email or spam.
I even date online
e-harmony -
yeah its where I found my man.
Some folks think I've lost it by looking at
too much google.
They wonder why a girl like me would look on ebay
for a french poodle.
And now no one knows what I'll do next.
They never know what to expect.
The moral of this story is -
never mess with a girl who
is addicted to the net.

Bridge:

Now I've threatend to IM my lawyer.
I've threatened to ban my EX boyfriend from his ISP.
I said, boy you've proven that you're not
worth it.
So Now its time for you to leave me.
He texts me every day and night,
sends me e flowers and e cards asking please
come back to me.
I said we've tried that once before, it
ain't happening.

Chorus:

I'm addicted to the internet.
I can't seem to stop.
I'm addicted to my blackberry
and my I-Pod.
The only mail I receive now
is email or spam.
I even date online
e-harmony -
yeah its where I found my man.
Some folks think I've lost it by looking at
too much google.
They wonder why a girl like me would look on ebay
for a french poodle.
And now no one knows what I'll do next.
They never know what to expect.
The moral of this story is -
never mess with a girl who
is addicted to the net.


(if you have any suggestions for this one I'd
appreciate it)