Jeff's Song Lyrics

SPAM BUG"

She used to be my girlfriend
When I lived in Nashville Tennessee
She used to be the one who truly loved me.
But then I sent her an email.
Two, Maybe three or four.
Somehow a bunch of spam found the way to her
inbox door.

I tried to call her up on the phone the next day
But she wouldn't answer me until Saturday.
When I asked her on the weekened, what it was
that I did wrong.
She said Boy you should know better than to let those
spammers, control your online world.

Chorus:

I've been bitten by the spam bug
I've been thrown into the sharks.
I've been ripped by a sharp dagger
driving straight into my heart.
I thought I had the greatest girl
all across the land.
But our love ended all because
of some email spam.

V2

Now we sometimes email back and forth a few
times a week.
She still won't let me call her.
And we hardly ever speak.
Our relationship is not what it used to be before.
I wonder when she'll put me on her mail blocker
and shut the friendship door.

Chorus:

I've been bitten by the spam bug
I've been thrown into the sharks.
I've been ripped by a sharp dagger
driving straight into my heart.
I thought I had the greatest girl
all across the land.
But our love ended all because
of some email spam.

Bridge:

I wish I could find those spammers
who sent me that dang spam.
And tell them what they did to our
love
How they've broken the heart of this man.
I wish I get her back, but an e-card just won't do.
I've been bitten by the spam bug and no longer
will have you.

Chorus:

I've been bitten by the spam bug
I've been thrown into the sharks.
I've been ripped by a sharp dagger
driving straight into my heart.
I thought I had the greatest girl
all across the land.
But our love ended all because
of some email spam.

No matter how many e-cards or e-flowers I send you.
I've been bitten by the spam bug and no longer
will have you

I was going for a breakup that happened because of
internet spam...since so many people use the computers
these days