Jeff's Song Lyrics

SOME BELIEVE IN UFOS
BIGFOOT OR LOCH NESS
SOME THINK THERE'S A BOOGEYMAN
LIVIN' IN THE BED-ROOM CLOSET
SOME BELIEVE THAT THE TRUE CHAMPION
IS THE ONE WHO COMES IN SECOND BEST
SOME ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS ROOM WILL
ONE DAY BE WITHOUT ANY MESS

SOME BELIEVE YOU CAN SPEED TO WORK
DOWN THE INTERSTATE
SOME THINK YOU CAN SKIP WORK TO
GO FISHIN DOWN BY THE LAKE
SOME BELIEVE YOU WONT GAIN WEIGHT IF YOU EAT
EVERYTHING ON THE PLATE

SOME BELIEVE YOU CAN RIDE A DRAGON, A CENTAUR
OR UNICORN
SOME BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS AND
THEIR POTS OF GOLD
THE ONE FABLE THAT I'D LIKE MOST TO
BECOME REALITY
IS THAT SOME DAY I MIGHT OPEN MY
EYES AND YOU'LL BE BACK HERE
WITH ME

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SOME BELIEVE THAT SMOKING
THREE PACKS A DAY
WONT MAKE YOU SICK
SOME BELIEVE YOU DONT HAVE TO WORK HARD
TO HAVE SUCCESS
SOME BELIEVE THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH AVOIDING
THE IRS

SOME BELIEVE IN MIRACLE
SOME BELIEVE IN FATE
SOME BELIEVE YOU DONT NEED TO GO TO CLASS
BUT YOU CAN STILL RECEIVE AN A
SOME BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN GO THROUGH LIFE
GETTING MOST THINGS FOR FREE
SOME BELIEVE THAT MONEY
TENDS TO GROW ON TREES
BUT I BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING ISN'T ALWAYS
WHAT IT SEEMS

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