Jeff's Song Lyrics

I'M A POTATO
SPUD FARMER
UP IN Idaho
LIVIN THE GOOD LIFE
THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO GO

SO HOW DID I END UP
THROWN OUTSIDE
KICKED AROUND
TOSSED IN THE MUD
I GUESS THATS HOW IT
IS CUZ I'M AN
IDAHO STUD

I LIVED THE GOOD LIFE
I HAD IT ALL I USED TO PARTY DOWN AT
THE HONKY TONK AND HAVE A
HILLBILLY BALL
THE GIRLS ALL WENT WILD
AND WE ALL HAD FUN
YEAH IT WAS GREAT BEING
THE IDAHO STUD

I'M AN IDAHO STUD
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A TORNADO
MY LOVE LIFE IS LIKE A BUNCH OF
MASHED POTATOES
JUST LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK
STUCK IN THE MUD
OR A SPATULA WHEN I'M A FRIED
SPUD
I CANT GET OUT OF THIS MESS
I THINK I'M FINISHED
I'M DONE
I'M NOTHING MORE THAN AN
IDAHO STUD

I WANTED TO
GET MARRIED AND
SETTLE DOWN IN A
ONE HORSE TOWN
BUT WHEREVER I WENT
THE WOMEN WOULD
RUN ME OUT OF TOWN

COLLEGE CAME AND THE FAME STARTED
TO GET OLD
I WAS GOIN' ON THIRTY YEARS OLD
THATS WHEN I MET YOU OUT ON
JOHNSON'S FARM
UP ON THAT SADDLE BY THAT BIG
RED BARN
I GOT MY DEGREE AND YOU GOT ME
WE'D BE TOGETHER FOREVER
BUILDING OUR FAMILY TREE
I GUESS ITS PART OF LIVING
AND PART OF LOVE
YEAH
ITS PART OF THE CURSE
OF BEING
AN IDEAHO STUD