Jeff's Song Lyrics

MAMMA SAID

DONT TRY TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF AND TRY TO FLY
BECAUSE YOU'LL FALL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE SKY
DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
DON'T TAKE MORE THAN A FEW
DON'T TRY TO SWITCH YOUR SISTER'S SHAMPOO
WITH A BOTTLE OF GLUE....
DONT EAT TOO MANY UNHEALTHY FOODS
DONT GET UPSET IF YOU LOSE
DONT SWIM AN HOUR AFTER YOU EAT
MAKE SURE YOU GET AT LEAST SEVEN HOURS OF SLEEP
DONT FORGET TO LOOK BOTH WAYS
WHEN YOU CROSS THE STREET



DONT LIE OR STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND
DONT CHEAT ON YOUR ONLY GIRL-FRIEND
DON'T PROCRASTINATE AT WORK
DONT ACT LIKE A BIG STUCK UP JERK
I WISH I HAD LISTENED TO EVERYTHING SHE SAID