Jeff's Song Lyrics

IT ALL STARTED OUT AT THE PENNY
STORE
THEN ON TO THE FIVE AND DIME
THEN WE MOVED ON TO THE DOLLAR STORE
HIT IT ONCE THEN CAME BACK
FOR A SECOND TIME

NEXT WE STOPPED AT THE
TASTY FREEZE AND NEXT
THE LOCAL TRUCK STOP
TRY AS WE MIGHT
{WE JUST COULDN'T STOP

CHORUS:

WE HAD NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR
WRONG
NO MORALS TO HELP US ALONG
AS I LOOK BACK FROM THESE
PRISON WALLS
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
A SENSE OF PRIDE
WE WERE A REGULAR OLE
THELMA AND LOUISE
A REGULAR OLE BONNIE AND CLYDE
WE WORKED WELL TOGETHER
BECAUSE WE WERE
TWO PARTNERS IN CRIME

V2

NEXT WE HIT THE PHARMACY
THE BOOKSTORE
AND COFFEE SHOP
ONE TIME OUR PLAN ALMOST
FAILED
AND WE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT

THINGS GOT BIGGER WHEN WE HIT THE
JEWELRY STORE THE SAVINGS BANK
AND THE LOCAL TRUCK STOP.
ONCE WE HIT THE WAL-MART
WE KNEW IT WAS TIME TO STOP
WE JUMPED IN THAT CONVERTIBLE
LEFT TOWN HEADING FOR LITTLE ROCK
ON THE WAY DOWN THE HIGHWAY
WE PASSED A ROADBLOCK
THE CHASE WAS ON WE KNEW HOW
IT WOULD END
BUT WE KNEW WE'D NEVER STOP

CHORUS:

WE'RE A REGULAR OLE
THELMA AND LOUISE
A REGULAR OLE BONNIE AND CLYDE
IT TOOK TEN MONTHS TO CATCH US
BEFORE WE CROSSED THE LINE
SO NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE
TOGETHER IN PINSTRIPES
DOIN HARD TIME
PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
WE'RE TWO PARTNERS
IN CRIME

YEAH PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
WE'RE TWO PARTNERS IN CRIME